Murdering Mondays

I don’t like Mondays…  Kinda like Garfield, the president not that fukin cat.

• So I guess there is evil in good.
• Before the Robots get us, China will rule the Earth, so here’s some photos of China.
• Hopefully this’ll help you get otta the house.
• Observations from Calvin’s Dad.
• That one Lady who got kidnapped and released, like the only one, tells her story.
• I didn’t make it this year, but it gives something to shoot for, like TIME editors’ houses with my feces gun.
• Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaks to Mike Wallace.  WWIII ensues shortly after.
• How far we’ve come.
• Arthur Grace shoots…
• Whore-er story.
• Free 360…
• 3rd grade test.
• Ghosts speak.
• For my favorite.
• Mine usually whined up on the boobs.
• Updated photos.
• Fun coke commercial.